Let's Do Math In The Garden

Take me to a garden

Like the one I saw in a picture that time

I was feeling kind of dry inside

And it turned the water in me to wine

Dress me like a Georgian

Sit me by a blossom tree

We'll call for tea and parchment

And I'll number how it should be

There are seven ways to hold me

And eleven ways to blow my mind

You get five chances to show me

How to divide and multiply

Ooh let's do math in the garden

Ooh let's do math in the garden

Teach me on a rose bush

The ones that smell of Turkish Delight

Use an abacus like you'd push

All the lefts of me to the right

We'll lie down in meadows

And joyfully disagree

Like pistols that are dawning

Ephemeral and almost free

There are seven ways to hold me

And eleven ways to blow my mind

You get five chances to show me

How to divide and multiply

Ooh let's do math in the garden

Ooh let's do math in the garden

Ooh let's do math in the garden

Ooh let's do math in the garden

There is a window made of squares

And there are curtains between worlds I can't see

How do I get to you, my love?

When will the quarrel on our lips agree?

Split me in two if you want to

Make me three if you want to

Simplify me if you want to

There are seven ways to hold me

And eleven ways to blow my mind

You get five chances to show me

How to divide and multiply

Ooh let's do math in the garden

Ooh let's do math in the garden

Ooh let's do math in the garden

Ooh let's do math in the garden

Ho!