a whole life

You don't have to hurt me, baby

And I don't have to read your mind

'Cause we both know it's a real life

It's a whole life we left behind

We left behind

Told you 'bout a dumpster blowjob

You told me 'bout an Italian guy

And how he had you four times in a night

And you laughed

When he asked

If he could cum

In his voice so cartoonish and high

Part of you couldn't wait to tell me

But you waited 10 years time

To take the sting out of my side

And we laughed, you and I

Trading tales

One at a time

Tell me yours and I'll tell you mine

You don't have to hurt me, baby

And I don't have to read your mind

'Cause we both know it's a real life

It's a whole life we left behind

We left behind