Mandy

Oh you've been on tour for so long, my dear

If you didn't post those selfies every day, I'd forget your face

'Cause my memory isn't so strong, I fear

But you could never be replaced

And Mandy

I don't mean to be demanding

But unless you just can't stand me

Won't you please come home

Tonight or tomorrow

And take away my sorrow

Oh if you play one more show

I'll feel so alone

That I just might die

You could do the sunday crossword, my pet

And I could watch, and give you hints on any words that you don't know

Then fill in all the ones that you still can't get

And you could let me suck your toes

Like I used to

And darling if you choose to

You can wear a muumuu

And eat until you're fat

Straight up enormous

You'll be just as gorgeous

A warm glow will adorn us

And we can get a cat

And let me tell you

Mandy

Oh it'll be just dandy

Unless you command me

To listen to your songs

Not a music fan! Sorry!

I hope that doesn't mar me

My eyes for you are starry

And we really get along