Intergalactic playa

Met a girl on Mars — sweet, pretty.

Took her clothes off, she had 33 tiddies.

Sucked ’em all like puppies.

Pink hair like Cuppy.

Said she’d fuck me,

But her pops a strict Anunnaki.

Won’t go for it — said humans are prehistoric.

She can’t be movin’ backwards, gotta keep movin’ forward.

So I took my penis to Venus,

Searchin’ for the meanest Serena.

I’ll marry her and bring up a prenup.

Venusians were crushin’ — long hair brushin’,

Always cussin’ and fussin’,

But changed colors when I touch ’em — like mood rings.

They mood swings? Unparalleled.

So had to keep horsin’ around like carousels.

Every chick on Saturn rocked the same pattern,

A whole lotta Jasmines waitin’ for Aladdin.

But only one ring on the planet —

Had ’em singin’ like Janet.

Then I vanished — straight to Jupiter, where I landed.

I attract ’em from everywhere.

If she pretty and she fine,

Then I’m smashin’ ’em anywhere.

Catwalk breaststrokes —

She could even fly in air.

I’m an intergalactic playa

Certainly had to move on to Mercury,

’Cause the girls from other planets kept hurtin’ me.

Said my dick healed her,

I left her bewildered.

First time I ever clapped cheeks made from quicksilver.

Then I zoomed to the moon,

Got a room and some shrooms,

Ready to boom boom —

Be a groom and jump the broom.

Took me to the dark side — I made her heart cry.

She never met a smart guy

That’s chocolate and tall fly.

I crept soon to Neptune — crystal cave bedrooms,

Babes that misbehave, pull you to a sex zone.

Eat your anus on Uranus by famous entertainers.

Space cops tried to detain us —

But turned they steel to stainless.

I attract ’em from everywhere.

If she pretty and she fine,

Then I’m smashin’ ’em anywhere.

Catwalk breaststrokes —

She could fly in air.

I’m an intergalactic playa