The Ballad Of Chasey Lain

Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to explain I'm your biggest fan

I just wanted to ask, could I eat your ass?

Write back as soon as you can

You've had a lot of dick, had a lot of dick

I've had a lot of time, had a lot of time

You've had a lot of dick, Chasey

But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to complain

You never wrote me back

How could I ever eat your ass

When you treat your biggest fan like that?

You've had a lot of dick, had a lot of dick

I've had a lot of time, had a lot of time

You've had a lot of dick, Chasey

But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to constrain

This letter is my last

As your biggest fan, I must demand

You let me eat your ass

You've had a lot of dick, had a lot of dick

I've had a lot of time, had a lot of time

You've had a lot of dick, Chasey

But you ain't had mine

PS

Mom and dad, this is Chasey

Chasey, this is my mom and dad

Now show 'em them titties

Now show 'em them titties

PS

Mom and dad, this is Chasey

Chasey, this is my mom and dad

Now show 'em them titties

Now show 'em them titties

Would you fuck me for blow?