My Dog Started an OnlyPaws

My dog started an OnlyPaws

It's charging sixty nine dollars a month for paw pics

My dog started an OnlyPaws

Now it's paying rent but I feel dirty

It bought a Gucci collar and a diamond leash

I caught it barking on a livestream last night

Now it's got sponsorships from every pet brand

And I'm stuck folding its merch in the garage

Its account went viral best paws in the biz

Even the neighbor's cat subscribed

My dog started an OnlyPaws

It's charging sixty nine dollars a month for paw pics

My dog started an OnlyPaws

Now it's paying rent but I feel dirty

It bought me a car and said this is for you

But how do I explain this to my friends

Last week it was a dog now it's an empire

And I'm just a sidekick in its Netflix series

My dog started an OnlyPaws

It's charging sixty nine dollars a month for paw pics

My dog started an OnlyPaws

Now it's paying rent but I feel dirty

If you're subscribed just know I'm judging you

The dog's judging me too