Not a Boobie or a Bow

Lyrics

I found a bibbi on the floor,

Not a boobie or a bow.

A yahabibbi it was at that,

It was I tell you so.

Then I searched beneath the chair I sat,

For a bobby on the floor,

But all that was was in my mind

And, alas! there was no more.

Now a bobby and a bibbi,

They make a dandy pair.

And a fancy bow between them both,

Will guarantee a stare.

But no acclaims will come your way,

Not a look, not an envious thought.

If you search for a bobby in your nose,

And all you find is snot.

I found a bibbi on the floor,

Not a boobie or a bow.

A yahabibbi it was at that,

It was I tell you so.