Ladies and gentlemen, today you are traveling on an Alien Army airbus and it is important that you are all familiar with the safety features of this aircraft. We would appreciate your attention for just a few minutes, having your seatbelt done up, low and tight is essential for take off, turbulence and landing

Take off, turbulence and landing

You should keep your seatbelt done up whenever you are seated, just in case we come across any unexpected turbulence. Remember that in an emergency it is the crew that will be most help to you, so follow their instructions. Thanks for your attention and enjoy your flight

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