I Pooped My Pants (in a Bowling Alley)

Oh man I pooped my pants again Right in front of my family and my friends It's not that I have a problem with controlling It's just that we were here in this alley bowling And I was in the middle of the best round of my life I wanted to impress my family and my wife (we've been having troubles) It's started when I scored my second strike I was in just the kinda rythm that I liked That's when my bowels told me it was time to get moving I told them to slow down don't mess this up I'm grooving I kept getting strikes and I thought I was gonna make it But then my bowels decided that they couldn't take it I stood there with my cheeks in a tight tight squeeze But that wasn't enough cause the poop started dripping past my knees! Let it all over the alley floor The owner came and told me that I couldn't bowl there any more I begged him saying "I'm just two strikes away from a perfect game!" He didn't care at all about that, he just called me a nasty name And of course now my wife wants to Go through with the divorce after all I guess next time I'm gonna answer when nature calls.