Big Mouth USA

Born in Gossip County in Big Mouth USA Where the hypocrites preach in the streets all week And they all meet in church on Sunday I couldn't have made a penny if I didn't have any Everybody's talkin' about everybody else and they ain't nobody knows where they are Well they're going to have a baptizin' gotta have to advertisin' the postmaster gets it today Come and check it out and see what it's all about down in Big Mouth USA Down by the riverside I heard someone say, "Hallelujah Big Mouth USA." Just last Wednesday me and Judy Hensley was down by the river side Ol' Widow Brown come ogling around and told the biggest lie around town You'd of thought Judy was going to have a baby come Saturday night, and all we was doing was hugging and kissing down by the river side