Pregnant Women Are Smug

Everyone knows it, nobody says it Because they're pregnant Effing son of a gun You think you're so deep now, you give me the creeps Now that you're pregnant I can't count all the ways how You speak in clichés now Riki: So, do you want a boy or girl? Kate: Oh, doesn't matter as long as it's healthy Riki: Really? 'Cause I don't feel that those two things are related. It's not like one or the other. Kate: Oh, really, as long as it's healthy. I can't wait to hear someone say "Don't care if it's brain dead Don't care if it's limbless If it has a penis" Pregnant women are smug Everyone knows it, nobody says it Because they're pregnant This zen world you're enjoying Makes you really annoying Riki: So, is it a boy or girl? Kate: Oh, we know, but we're not telling. Riki: What you're gonna name it? Kate: Oh, we know, but we're not telling. Riki: Who's the father? Kate: Oh, we know, but we're not telling. Bitch, I don't really care I was being polite Since you have no life now That you're pregnant You say you're walking on air You think that you're glowing But you've been ho'ing And now you're pregnant You're just giving birth now You're not Mother Earth now Riki: Oh my gosh, I've got so much going on. I got my novel published, I moved, I got married. Kate: Gosh, you know, everything seems so trivial now that I'm pregnant. Riki: Well, I also helped end gang violence in Mexico when... Kate: You know, I can't even remember what I did before I was pregnant. Everything else seems so meaningless. Pregnant women are smug Everyone knows it, nobody says it Because they're pregnant Effing son of a gun You think you're so deep now, you give me the creeps now Now that you're pregnant