Don't Tamper With My Sister

Don't tamper with my sister

Don't tamper with my sister

Don't tamper with my sister

On a publick walke

Her name would not survive it

Go yonder where it's private

And don't arouse my sister

On a publick walke

Nibble on her ear

Tickle her about the waist

Tantalize the dear

Titillate with all due haste

Doing it out here

I must say is bad taste

Carry on, old man

Do your best to do your worst

Any sort of plan

Good or bad or "vice-a-versed"

Frolic all you can

But do go elsewhere first

Do go elsewhere first

Don't tamper with my sister

Don't tamper with my sister

Don't tamper with my sister

On a publick walke

'Tis safer to assault her

In China or Gibraltar

But don't have at my sister

On a publick walke

But don't have at his sister

On a publick walke

As Cleopatra said

While leaping from her bed

Great jumping Julius, can't you close the door?

Don Juan had once a royal marriage lined up

Until he left a blonde Venetian's blind up

A sin is not a sin

Until a sin is seen

So let us misdemean

Where lights are low

The House of Lords is grand for wooing

No one will know what we're doing

Oh, but here, no, no!

No, no, no, no, no (No, no, no, no, no)

No, no, no, no, no (No, no, no, no, no)

No, no, no, no, no (No, no, no, no, no)

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Don't tamper with my sister

Don't tamper with my sister

Don't tamper with my sister

On a publick walke

A more remote arena

Would keep the gossip cleaner

Don't stab at her

Don't grab at her

Don't tamper with my sister

On a publick walke!