Hello Daily News

Hello, Daily News

Give me classified ads

Run an ad in your paper

Read it somethin' like this

For sale, diamond ring

Odds and ends, household things

Just give me a call

Say, I'm sellin' all

At a sacrifice

The wedding was called off

Said, she loved my best friend

And his things just remind

Me of the fool I've been

Hello, Daily News

What's the price of this ad

There's just one more thing

Add one wedding ring

At a sacrifice

Sacrifice