The Lady's in Love With You

If there's a glint in her eye Each time she straightens your tie You know the lady's in love with you If she can't dress for a date Without that waiting you hate That means the lady's in love with you And when your friends Ask you over to join their table She picks that far-away booth for two Well sir, it's just how it stands You got romance on your hands Because the lady's in love with you If you've been travelling by plane And she says "Baby, please take the train" Bet you three, two, one The lady's in love with you And if she writes you everyday Though she hasn't got a darn thing to say A cinch, the lady's in love with you And if she phones But she doesn't reverse the charges Like all kinds of lady friends often do Well sir, it's just how it stands You got romance on your hands Because the lady's in love with you The lady's in love with you Mm, mm, mm