Dangerman

I saw you the other night and i thought maybe you make me feel alright Saw you the other night and i thought maybe you make me feel - I won't be your Dangerman But you could be my evil woman Well I won't be your Dangerman But you could be my evil woman Now I'm not smart yet but I might be one day Will you wait and see with me? And I could be your safe bet And maybe you could be my safety net And I could treat you mean if that'll keep you keen Cause I know some girls are into that And I won't talk about my feelings I'll be the manliest man you ever had Cause my jokes were shitty And my stories were shitty I saw myself in the mirror and I looked pretty shitty You could sink or swim But it's looking pretty grim I think I might just punch myself out instead Cause my jokes were shitty And my stories were shitty I saw myself in the mirror and I looked pretty shitty We could sink or swim But it's looking pretty grim I think I might just punch myself out again Ah myself out again Now I'm sitting on the steps And I'm feeling pretty shit Smoking cigarettes to death But I'm not done yet And the dumb shit I said It's running through my head Like an episode of neighbours That I'd rather just forget