On the Twentieth Century: Entr'acte: Life Is Like a Train

Wasn't it Robert Fulton who said Life is like a train? No, it wasn't. He said Life is like a boat Wasn't it Isaac Newton who said Life is like a train? No, it wasn't. He said Life is like an apple Wasn't it Lord Chesterfield who said Life is like a train? No, it wasn't. He said Life is like a coat Then who said it? Who said it? We did! We did! Ha ha ha! Ho ho ho! Life is like a train! Life is like a train! And aren't we lucky to be making the ride together? Life is like a train! A roaring rushing train! You get on at the beginning You get off at the end Along the way you may find a lover Along the way you may find a friend In case you didn't get the cosmic thought that hit our brain Let us explain once again! Life is like a train Life is like a train Life is like a train Life is like a train Life is Not like an apple Life is like a train Life is like a train Life is like a train Life is like a train Life is like a T (Life is like an) R (Like is like an) A (Life is like an) I (Life is like an) N Life is like a train Life is not a boat Life is like a train Life is not a coat Life is like a train Life is like a train Life is like a train Life is like a train Life is like a train Life is like a train Life is like a train Life is like a train Life is like a train Life is like a train Life is like a train (You get on at the beginning) Life is like a train Life is like a train (You get off at the end) Life is like a train There's always a light at the end of the tunnel There's always something new round the bend But this is our philosophy And this it shall remain Life is like a train Life is like a train Life is like a train Life is like a train!