I'd Rather Talk About You

Who cares about the weather?

It may or it may not rain

If it's hot or cold outside

What good does it do to complain?

Talk of wind chill factors

Completely numbs my brain

I'd rather talk about you

I don't care about no stock report

And how much they are per share

Capital gains and IPOs

The bull or the bear

Of Greenspan and his interest rates

Can't say I really care

No, no, no

I'd rather talk about you

You're the topic of conversation

I'm most likely entertaining

I find you quite a fascinating chap

In a letter to the editor

I'd most likely be complaining

How lately there seems to be too much room on your lap

One sport is like another

To me they're all the same

Don't care about no statistics

Who's in or out of the Hall of Fame

Who cares if you win or lose?

It ain't nothing but a game

Baby, I'd rather talk about you

I've cancelled my paper subscription

I got rid of all my cable

I've come to be a narrow-minded girl

I ain't got no qualms about laying all my cards upon the table

And telling you that my life could revolve around your world

"To be or not to be"

Was Billy Shakespeare's take

Five hundred years later

What difference did it make?

I ain't gonna waste my time

Repeating Bill's mistake

No, no, no

I'd rather, I'd rather talk about you

I'd rather think, scheme

I'd rather ask about, dream

I'd even rather sing about you

I'll just forget about everything else

And then I'll talk about you