Where Tina Gets It From

Oh Judy, you must be so proud! I wish I had a talented daughter

Who's to say where talent comes from? Look at Tina. After all...

I can't sing a note

No talent whatsoever

I can't tell a joke

No?

I'm simply not that clever

Make no mistake

With pride, I'm overcome

But I haven't a clue

As to who

Tina gets it from

Surely there must be something you can do

Well...

Let me think

I can make a bed

You see, I told you!

And do a thousand things with chicken

You're brimming with talent

My smoked salmon spread

Fred said is finger lickin'

Fred?

My husband

But on a stage

I simply would go numb

So I'm up in the air

As to where

My daughter gets it from

She needs someone like me, dear

I've been around the block

And together we'll make millions

So who cares where Tina gets it from

Now here's the way I see it

First we get an agent

One in New York

One on the coast

She's great for ( Hey! )

Commercials ( Watch me a cook a chicken!)

But only a couple

Overexposure is

All too common ( My smoked salmon spread )

In this highly competitive world

Where a professional kid (Fred said is... )

Can make

More money

Than her parents (finger lickin')

She needs someone like me, dear (But on a stage)

I've been around the block (I simply could go numb)

And together (So I'm up in the air)

We'll make millions (As to where)

So who cares where Tina gets it from (Tina gets it from)

No matter where she got it

Oh who cares!

She's got an awful lot

It doesn't matter

Not a crumb

Take me home!

Where do you live?

Where Tina gets it from