I've been texting you for some time now

But to no avail, I hope there isn't anything wrong with your phone

I was so sorry to hear how your boyfriend dumped you

But I was so glad to comfort you in your time of need

Don't go ghost on me 'cause I got issues

I've been working very hard all of these years

Saving up all of my money to take you to all the most beautiful

And exquisite places around the world

I promise not to take you too far because the world is flat and we'll fall off

Do you really think that I got issues?

I'm glad that you went ghost on me

Because it's given me some time to think and figure out things

And I finally started to realize that it's not me, it's you

And I don't wanna waste my time and energy anymore quite frankly

You've got issues

You've got issues

You've got issues