Right Hand Man

If you ever got in trouble, I would be there on the double

Just to bail you out

If there's anything you lack, you know I've always got your back

That's what it's all about

Think of me as your sidekick, helping you whenever I can

I'm more than just a woman, baby, when the pressure's comin', baby

Let me be your right hand man

But you're not a man, I'm the man

(You're not hearing me)

If you're ever in a pickle

You can call for me and quick'll be how fast I run

(I'm not in a pickle)

You and me should be a team for any dream or any scheme

That's how it should be done

Sure, I could stay in the background, just smiling every now and again

But just to be a pretty lady, that would be a pity, baby

Let me be your right hand man

(You should listen to her, she's usually right)

Eat your cabbage (Okay)

I am stronger than you think, don't be thinkin' I ain't tough

I am where you oughta go when the goin's gettin' rough

So when things are goin' badly

(But they're not) They kinda are

(No, things are fine) But if they weren't

(But it's okay) Love, oh

(What?)

(What?) Quit trying to protect me

(Can we change the subject, please?)

Not until I know that

If you're ever in a fix and it's a fix you need to nix

Then I'm your go-to guy (You're not a guy), don't be so literal

And don't forget, I'm not a shrinking violet, a solid rock am I?

So don't be thinkin' I'll crumble, when the you-know-what hits the fan

There's no problem that's too big when you're married, that's the gig

So, don't be a sexist pig, is it asking too much of you?

It's only 'cause I love you, let me be your right

In fact I'll show you that I'm right

(What are you doin' now?) I'm gonna get you boys some meat

Baby, I'm your right, don't put up a fight, I can be your right

Starting here tonight, let me be your right hand man

Let me be your right hand man