Fast Monkey

Hey everybody, it's me, Silly Vanilly How ya doin'? Uh, they asked me to introduce this next song Which is fast monkey, I haven't quite heard the song myself yet But uh, I'm sure it's gonna be great So without any further ado, whatever that is I'm gonna introduce Steve and the Simian Singers performing fast monkey Fast Monkey Ok, fast, ready, fast monkey, ready go I'm fast I'm very, very fast I'm faster than a fast monkey I'm slow I'm very, very slow I'm slower, yeah I am, than a slow monkey Fast, slow Fast, fast, slow Are you fast? Or are you slow? Fast, slow Fast, fast, slow Are you fast? Or are you slow? Is this a folk song or somethin'? I'm big (woah!) He's big (nice backup singers) I'm very, very big (he's big) I'm bigger (bigger) Than a big monkey No kiddin', you almost stepped on me over here I'm small (ah!) I'm very, very small I'm smaller (let me guess) Than a small monkey This is unbelievable Big, small Big, big, small Are you big? Or are you small? Big, small Big, big, small Are you big? Or are you small? This is the most ridiculous song I've ever heard I'm happy I'm very, very happy I'm happier than a happy monkey Uh-oh I'm sad (I knew it) I'm very, very sad I'm sadder than a sad monkey Happy, sad Happy, happy, sad Are ya happy? Or are you sad? It's all right, buddy I wanna go home I know what you're talkin' about, I wanna go home too We're loud (ow, wha!) We're very, very loud We're louder than loud monkeys This is gettin' spooky I'm quiet (yikes!) I'm very, very quiet Quieter Wait a second, hold on a minute, hold it please, hold it now What, were you going to say quieter than a quiet monkey? Yes I was OK, first of all, you're not quiet Oh thank you And second of all, what are you guys talkin' about? What are we talkin' about? Faster than a fast monkey, slower than a slow monkey The comparisons are ineffectual (that's true) I mean, where do you get this stuff? I think you've fallen off the silly boat into a vat of ridiculousness Uh-uh, uh-uh, this is silly (it sure is) Nilly willy lilly, nilly willy lilly, willy I know it is, but Silly, what do you want us to do about it? Oh, nothin', I'm just sayin', mind if I sing along? Sure, that'd be great Fast, slow Fast, fast, slow Are you big? Or are you small? Happy, sad Quiet, quiet, loud Are you silly? Or are you not silly, unsilly? Not silly, no, that was right That was good, that was a wrap, right? Is that good for you guys? H-hello?