Red Solo Cup

Now, red Solo cup is the best receptacle

For barbecues, tailgates, fairs, and festivals

And you, sir, do not have a pair of testicles

If you prefer drinking from glass

Hey, red Solo cup is cheap and disposable

And in fourteen years, they are decomposable

And unlike my home, they are not foreclosable

Freddy Mac can kiss my ass, woo!

Red Solo cup

I fill you up

Let's have a party

Let's have a party

I love you, red Solo cup

I lift you up

Proceed to party

Proceed to party

Now, I really love how you're easy to stack

But I really hate how you're easy to crack

'Cause when beer runs down the front of my back

Well, that, my friends, is quite yucky

But I have to admit that the ladies get smitten

Admiring at how sharply my first name is written

On you with a Sharpie when I get to hitting

On them to help me get lucky

Red Solo cup

I fill you up

Let's have a party

Let's have a party

I love you, red Solo cup

I lift you up

Proceed to party

Proceed to party

Now, I've seen you in blue and I've seen you in yellow

But only you, red, will do for this fellow

'Cause you are the Abbott to my Costello

And you are the Fruit to my Loom

Red Solo cup, you're more than just plastic

You're more than amazing, you're more than fantastic

And believe me that I am not the least bit sarcastic

When I look at you and say

Red Solo cup, you're not just a cup

No! No! No! God, no!

You're my, you're my friend

Friend, friend, friend, life-long

Thank you for being my friend

Red Solo cup

I fill you up

Let's have a party

Let's have a party

I love you, red Solo cup

I lift you up

Proceed to party

Proceed to party

Red Solo cup

Red Solo

I fill you up

Let's have a party

Let's have a party

Let's have a party

Let's have a party

Red Solo cup

Oh, red Solo cup

I lift you up

Let's have a party

Proceed to party, yeah, yeah

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