Real Late Starter

I woke up late today, Actually I do that everyday. Got no place to be seen, I'm not part of a scene, I'm a gen-ious loser. Keeping council with my own opinion, President of the state that I'm in. Should I just stay in bed? Should I live in my head? Oh god, so many questions to ask. Oh, you could call me lazy, I think of it as taking my time. 'Couse I don't wanna do what I don't wanna do, I'm a queen refusnik. [Chorus] But oh my god, if I was somebody, I'd be doing it all just fine, But I'm a real late starter, so I'm making up for lost time. Oh my god, if I was somebody, you'd be kissing my ass right now, But I'm so polite, I do it all of the time, I missed my calling in life - oh well. Day by day I wonder, If I would be torn assunder By these things that I know, that nobody else knows, Or maybe it's the drinking? Kids, we should console the Bible, Everybody needs a sign, oh. Bless the birds, and the bees, the flowers and trees, And blessed be the slacker. [Chorus] And oh my god, if I was somebody, I'd be doing it all just fine, But I'm a real late starter, so I'm making up for lost time. Oh my god, if I was somebody, you'd be kissing my ass right now, But I'm so polite, I do that all of the time, I missed my calling in life. You must be having a laugh. Oh god, you're having a laugh. No point of worrying If my day's a disaster. Inside my little head I'm happy ever after, yes I am. [Chorus] Oh my god, if I was somebody, I'd be doing it all just fine, But I'm a real late starter, so I'm making up for lost time. Oh my god, if I was somebody, you'd be kissing my ass right now, But I'm so polite, I missed my calling in life. [Chorus] Oh my god, if I was somebody, I'd be doing it all just fine, But I'm a real late starter, so I'm making up for lost time. Oh my god, if I was somebody, you'd be kissing my ass right now, But I'm so polite, I do this all of the time, I missed my calling in life, oh, what am I like? Yeah, well.