Life of a Penis

I am a sad Winnie Wrinkly and skinny Always with a bad hairstyle Never have a shag worthwhile Live tightly with two nuts Now only desired by flatulent buts Used to be such a stallion Could hump a whole battalion Never lacked of pussy Waxed, shaved or bushy Life of a Penis! Sometimes they were morbidly obese Others they smelled like cheese At times I went for the experienced ones Others for the catholic nuns But I really loved the virgin cunt Where one could go treasure hunt! People called me mushroom head My fame was quite widespread Always found a first-class vagina Even if it was in China Once I was constantly erect Nowadays I am forever wrecked Can only get a Viagra boner From now on I'll be a loner I have crabs and incontinence Herpes and impotence Can't even get manual decompression Since my owner is handless A hard on would be a bless To save me from this great depression! I am a sad Winnie, wrinkly and skinny Always with a bad hairstyle Never have a shag worthwhile Live tightly with two nuts Now only desired by flatulent buts