Porn Star Dancing (feat. Zakk Wylde)

Kelly won't kiss my friend Kassandra

Jessica won't play ball

Mandy won't share her friend Miranda

Doesn't anybody live at all?

Amanda won't leave me empty-handed

Got her number from a bathroom stall

Brandy just got way too much baggage

That shit just gets old (hey)

But I got a girl who can put on a show

The dollar decides how far you can go with her

She wraps those hands around that pole

She licks those lips and off we go

And she takes it off nice and slow

'Cause that's porn star dancing (hey)

She don't play nice, she makes me beg

She drops that dress around her legs

And I'm sitting right by the stage

For this porn star dancing (hey)

Your body's lighting up the room

Now I want a naughty girl like you

There's nothing hotter than that

Stacy's gonna save herself for marriage

But that's just not my style

She's got a pair that's nice to stare at

But I want girls gone wild (hey)

But I know a place where there's always a show

The dollar decides how far you can go with her

She wraps those hands around that pole

She licks those lips and off we go

She takes it off nice and slow

'Cause that's porn star dancing (hey)

She don't play nice, she makes me beg

She drops that dress around her legs

And I'm sitting right by the stage

For this porn star dancing (hey)

Your body's lighting up the room

I want a naughty girl like you

Let's throw a party just for two

You know, those normal girls won't do

She wraps those hands around that pole

She licks those lips and off we go

And she takes it off nice and slow

'Cause that's porn star dancing (hey)

She don't play nice, she makes me beg

She drops that dress around her legs

And I'm sitting right by the stage

For this porn star dancing (hey)