Hero's Journey (From "Galavant")

I'm off on a hero's journey Out where adventure lies On a quest the poets will sing about With destiny at your shoulder An ego of massive size And a face most chicks have a thing about And so what if you're still hung over? Right! So what if you smell like slop? Yah So what if you've got that pesky little muffin top? Wait, no, hold on You're off on a hero's journey A champion through and through More or less doing what all the heroes do And I ride to save my one true love Though she ripped your heart in two Not true, pretty true, very true To destroy the king, she was forced to wed More like chose to wed, not true, kinda true, gotta say, sorta true And I ride to help the princess who I've taken 'neath my wing If he finds out I'm working for the king Wait, what was that? What? Never mind Did you say? Not a thing No, I'm pretty sure you just said - Oh, you're off on a hero's journey And this is my hero's vow, I'll return, rising victorious! And how! No, really, I mean, how? Nothing's gonna stop my journey now Off on a hero's journey Off on a hero's journey Off on a hero's journey Off on a hero's journey Off on a hero's journey Off on a hero's journey Oh my God, holy crap, I'm outta shape