Secret Mission (From "Galavant")

KING RICHARD: Everyone! I'm going to kill my brother! Drinks are on me! Ohhhh... GALAVANT: Ohhh...! KING RICHARD/GALAVANT: We're off on a secret mission! We've got us a secret plan! GALAVANT: We're going to go and slay your bro. KING RICHARD: As quietly as we can! KING RICHARD/GALAVANT: We'll sneak up and then surprise him, Before he has time to think! KING RICHARD: We're off and away— GALAVANT: But first, another drink! KING RICHARD/GALAVANT: Da da da da da da! GALAVANT: We're off on a secret mission! KING RICHARD: A totally secret scheme! GALAVANT: We'll slyly do in your next of kin— KING RICHARD: And quietly make him scream. Ahh— GALAVANT: We've gotta be swift and stealthy— KING RICHARD: So no one'll raise a stink. KING RICHARD/GALAVANT: We're off and away, But first another drink! Da da da da da da! Secret! Secret! Hush! Hush! Hush! Secret! Secret! KING RICHARD: Everybody! Sing along! KING RICHARD: Ohhhh... GALAVANT: Ohhh...! KING RICHARD/GALAVANT: We're off on a secret mission! GALAVANT: It's some kinda secret plot! KING RICHARD: We're gonna go— GALAVANT: Yeah— KING RICHARD: And then— GALAVANT: Exactly. KING RICHARD: Who are we-? GALAVANT: I forgot. KING RICHARD: Ooh, ooh! We're gonna go kill the... GALAVANT:...Someone. KING RICHARD: My brother! GALAVANT: The rat. KING RICHARD: The fink. GALAVANT: Shhh! KING RICHARD: Hey, What are all these dudes doing in front of Madelana's room for? GALAVANT: Mate, what's going on here? KNIGHTLY STUD 1: The Queen's interviewing new consorts. MADALENA: Next! GALAVANT: Ugh, God, she's the worst! KING RICHARD: Hey! You know what? The Queen is really proud of her feet. GALAVANT: Mm... Yeah, yeah! Ask her to take off her socks off. KING RICHARD: Ask to kiss her feet... GALAVANT: Hahaha... KING RICHARD: That's an order from your King! KING RICHARD/GALAVANT: Ooohhh! Secret, secret! GALAVANT: Thirtieth verse, same as the first! KING RICHARD: Whoah, there are some serious acoustics down here. KING RICHARD/GALAVANT: Ooohhh! GALAVANT: Would you mind if made one, just, Tiny, little quick stop down to the dungeon? I wanna see Isabella. ... Hi pretty Izzy! Oh, you're so pretty. But not just your face, your brain. It's like your beautiful brain exploded all over your face. ISABELLA: Are you drunk? GALAVANT: Mommy... Hey, I'm so excited about Isabella getting older. Way to keep it high and tight! Oh, look! It's the little stick man in the red. Hello! GWYNNE: He remembered you! GALAVANT: I should have just kissed you. I should have kissed you ages ago! ISABELLA: Yeah, well, um... maybe we should talk about this tomorrow. Okay? Bye-bye. GALAVANT: Yes, and we will! And we're gonna kiss. And it's going to be one of those forever sort of kisses. Tell her Sid! Didn't I say that earlier when I sat down over there... I said it, didn't I? SID: Burned into my brain, sir. GALAVANT: See. Okay I gotta go kill a king. PRISONER: I beg of you sire, stop it! KING RICHARD: Bye everybody! Echo... echo... listen to that! KING RICHARD/GALAVANT: Ahh... We're off on a secret mission! KING RICHARD: To finally kill my sib. KING RICHARD/GALAVANT: And now that we're in his bedroom— KING RICHARD: Hey, before we do this thing I just want to say thanks for tonight. I really needed to get out. GALAVANT: Shh... just focus! You wanna kill him in the head? Or you wanna kill him in the neck? KING RICHARD: Right. Here we go... Hey, oh! And you promise me you not gonna say Anything to anyone about that thing I said. GALAVANT: What thing? KING RICHARD: About me being a virgin! KINGSLEY AND GUARDS: Hahaha... KING RICHARD: Oh my—