Shoplifting

Put the cheddar in the pocket

Put the rest under the jacket

Talk to the cashier, he won't suspect

And if he does...

Do a runner!

Ten quid for the lot

We pay fuck all

Babylonian won't lose much

And we'll have dinner tonight

Do a runner!

Camera's trying to watch us

Mirrors and TV

But they're not gonna catch us

'Cause we're gonna gonna gonna run run run

Do a runner!

Run!

Ten quid for the lot

We pay fuck all

Babylonian won't lose much

And we'll have dinner tonight

Do a runner!

Run!

(I've pissed in my knickers)