Dance

Everybody was nervous We were serving the dervish We were feeling observed absurd And paranoid Oh! we were paranoid The telephone lines they Sputtered and whined There were banshees howling From the end of a long void A wild eyed lady sat on an old hillside Jamming red hot needles into button sewn doll eyes You don't believe in voodoo, do you? I don't but believe it or not I still went blind So you want to know a secret? I learned a little secret Secret is... You got to Dance! Uh we were sitting relating We were contemplating Intellectually masturbating While the radio was playing My damsel in distress Was with the IRS She had ice blue eyes And a bulletproof vest She winked and doused the lights And we got undressed (Whoo!) She said "You know how much you owe?" I said "I know I owe enough to be a party To your dirty little world war" But do you want to know a secret? I got a little secret Secret is... You got to Dance! I was crawling through the jungle Embittered and humbled My walls all crumbled into Dust and emptiness Someone caught me when I stumbled Half naked through the rubble She kissed me and she mumbled "Peace and togetherness" But I was paranoid! I said "You know how much I owe?" She said "I know you owe enough to be a party To my dirty little world war" But you want to know a secret? I got a little secret Secret is... You got to dance