Real Live Girl

Pardon me miss

But I've never done this

With a real live girl

Let myself dare

To go dancing on air

With a real live girl

Pardon my holding you

Terribly tight

After I've dreamed of you

Night after night

I can't let go

When I suddenly know

That I've found my ideal

In a real live girl

I've seen photographs

And facsimiles

That have set my heart off

In a whirl

But nothing can beat

Getting swept off your feet

By a real live girl

I'll overlook

Everyone in the book

For a real live girl

Girls were like fellas

Was once my belief

What a reversal

What a relief

I'll take the flowering hat

And the towering heel

And the squeal of a real live girl