In These Shoes?

I once met a man with a sense of adventure He was dressed to thrill wherever he went He said, "let's make love on a mountain top Under the stars, on a big hard rock" I said, "In these shoes? I don't think so (What do you say, love?) I said, "Honey, let's do it here" So I'm sitting at a bar in Guadalajara In walks a guy with a faraway look in his eyes He said, "I've got a powerful horse outside Climb on the back, I'll take you for a ride I know a little place We can get there 'fore the break of day" I said "In these shoes? No way, José" I said, "Honey, let's stay right here" No le gusta caminar No puede montar a caballo Cómo se puede bailar Es un escándalo Then, I met an Englishman "Oh," he said "Won't you walk up and down on my spine? It makes me feel strangely alive" I said, "In these shoes? Oh, I doubt you'd survive" I said, "Honey, let's do it" Let's stay right here No le gusta caminar No puede montar a caballo Cómo se puede bailar Es un escándalo No le gusta caminar No puede montar a caballo Cómo se puede bailar Es un escándalo No le gusta caminar No puede montar a caballo Cómo se puede bailar Es un escándalo Let's stay right here No le gusta caminar No puede montar a caballo Cómo se puede bailar