Not Dead Yet

Well, I was born too late to be a Rolling Stone I don't know Jerry Lee I never met John & Yoko Standin' with a Strat, I'm rock 'n' roll's bastard son Go out get drunk get wild have fun I don't got a million dollars, don't drive a Cadillac Give me half a chance, 'cause I'm not dead yet I'm not dead yet Oh, no, I'm not dead yet I'm a mad dog fighting with the wall against my back You better get a bigger gun, I'm not dead yet I've been machine-gunned, handgunned, hijacked, left for dead Dive-bombed, napalmed, nuclear warheaded Dropped from a jet plane with no parachute Shot by a firing squad & raped by a business suit I'm dancin' on a land mine, baby, one leg left And I can still crawl, and I'm not dead yet I'm not dead yet Oh, no, I'm not dead yet I'm a mad dog fighting with the wall against my back You better get a bigger gun, I'm not dead yet Well, you're bigger tougher meaner rougher Dirtier and uglier and sneakier and trickier You wanna shoot me with a gun, cut me with a knife Take your bare hands, baby, rip out my eyes You knocked me to the floor then you bit me in the neck Well, hit me again, 'cause I'm not dead yet I'm not dead yet, no no I'm not dead yet Well I'm a wild card hidin' in the middle of the deck You better get a bigger gun, you better get a bigger gun Oo Well, there's a mugger in the alley, there's a sniper in the hall There's a girl at the bar wants to get me by my balls And the hangman is hangin' if I autograph the noose Lee Harvey Oswald's brother's on the loose Mafia hit man with a bullet for my neck Some day he's gonna get me, but I'm not dead yet I'm not dead yet I'm not dead yet I'm a wild card hidin' in the middle of the deck You better get a bigger gun, you better get your poison pen I'm not dead yet, no no I'm not dead yet Well, I'm a wild card hidin' in the middle of the deck You better get a bigger gun, hoh, hoh, hoh I'm not dead yet I'm not dead yet I'm a mad dog fighting with the wall against my back You better get a bigger gun, I'm not dead yet