Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet

Mr. Sandman showing his beam, when he walks into the room, the walls lean in to listen

Surf out brain waves, click back and forth like old headlights sniffing model glue again

Head like a steel trap, wish I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I don't

Just want to be a footnote in someone else's happiness

And does your husband know the way that

The sunshine gleams from your wedding band?

Does he know the way, does he know the way

Of the crickets that would convince me to call it a night?

I will never end up like him, behind my back, I already am

Keep a calendar, this way you will always know

The last time you came through

Oh, darlin', I know what you're goin' through

The last time you came through

Oh, darlin', oh, darlin', oh, darlin'

A tempest in a teacup, get unique

Peroxide princess, shine like shark teeth

It's a sign, it's a sign

It's a sign, it's a sign

It's a sign, what if you peaked early?

And does your husband know the way that

The sunshine gleams from your wedding band?

Does he know the way, does he know the way

Of the crickets that would convince me to call it a night?

Does he, does he know the way to worship our love?

And does your husband know the way that

The sunshine gleams from your wedding band?

But I will never end up like him, behind my back, I already am

Keep a calendar, this way you will always know

The last time you came through

Oh, darlin', I know what you're goin' through

The last time you came through

Oh, darlin', oh, darlin', oh, darlin'

Oh, does your husband know? Does your husband know? Does your husband know?

Does he know? Does he know? Does he know? Whoa, oh, oh, oh

But I will never end up like him, behind my back, I already am

Keep a calendar, this way you will always know

Oh, the last time you came through

Oh, darlin', I know what you're goin' through

The, the last time you came through

Oh, darlin', I know what you're goin' through, oh, oh