Big, Blonde and Beautiful

Yeah, well, well, ow

Yeah, yeah

Bring on that pecan pie

Pour some sugar on it, sugar, don't be shy

Scoop me up a mess of that chocolate swirl

Don't be stingy, I'm a growing girl

I offer big love with no apology

How can I deny the world the most of me?

I am not afraid to throw my weight around

Pound by pound by pound

Because I'm big, blonde, and beautiful

Face the fact, the simply irrefutable

No one wants a meal that only offers the least

When, girl, we're serving up the whole damn feast (Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh)

Slice me off a piece of that hog head cheese (Woo)

Then take a look inside my book of recipes (Ooh-ooh-ooh)

Now, don't you sniff around for something fluffy and light

We need a man who brings a man-size appetite

I'll use a pinch of sugar and a dash of spice

I'll let you lick the spoon because it tastes so nice (Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh)

We'll keep it in a oven till it's good and hot

Keep on stirring till it hits the spot

Because I'm big, blonde, and beautiful

There is nothing 'bout us that's unsuitable (Ooh, ooh, ooh)

Why sit in the bleachers, timid and afraid (Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh)

When, Edna, you look like the whole parade

They say that white has might and thin is in

Well, that's just bull

'Cause, ladies, big is back, and as for black

It's beautiful

All shapes and sizes, follow me

Who wants a twig when you can climb the whole tree? (Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh)

Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah (Oh, yeah)

Oh, yeah, groovy, baby, groovy