Haus of Holbein

Welcome to the house To the house of Holbein, ja! Ooh ja! Das ist gut, ooh ja! Ja! The Haus of Holbein Hans Holbein goes around the world Painting all of the beautiful girls From Spain, to France And Germany The King chooses one, but which one will it be? You bring the corsets, we'll bring the cinches No one wants a waist over nine inches So what? The makeup contains lead poison At least your complexion will bring all the boys in Ignore the fear and you'll be fine! We'll turn this vier into a nine So just ja and don't say nein 'Cause now you're in the house It's a Haus of Holbein, ja! Ooh ja! Das ist gut, ooh ja! Ja! The Haus of Holbein We must make sure the princesses look great When their comes for a Holbein portrait We know what all the best inventions are To hold everything up Ja, it's wunderbar For blonder hairs, and you just add a magical ingredient From your bladder Try these heels, so high it's naughty But we cannot guarantee that you'll still walk at 40 Ignore the fear and you'll be fine! We'll turn this vier into a nine So just ja and don't say nein 'Cause now you're in the house It's a Haus of Holbein Ooh ja! Das ist gut, ooh ja! Ja! The Haus of Holbein