Mr. Happy

Yeah, don't forget to fuck yourself now, ok

Rub baby oil on your butt cheeks and slide on the table

Boys and girls, everybody gather around, all in together now (wee!)

Love you, I love you, (dance with me, dance with me)

I love you (shake ya little butt), I love you (shake ya butt, come on)

Must kill you, must kill you, must kill you, must kill you

I'm kind of fat and I sweat a lot

But that's the only bad quinkydinks I got

That and maybe the whole murdering aspect

But we ain't even really got to that yet

I love people (yes), I love everything about them

And that's why I gotta live life without them (huh?)

I know it don't make any sense to you, but fuck you

This song's about me, exclusively

Murder, murderous, murderation

A murdering mentality without an explanation

I'm Mr. Happy and I ride a bike (ching!)

I ain't got a seat, I just sit on the pipe thing

I'll whistle, I sing, I'll pet your poodle (come here)

I'll twist and squeeze your neck like a wet noodle

'Cause I'm so happy, I'll stab your ass (pow!)

And lay down next to you dead on the grass and say

Oh, it feels so good, every time I murder I get happy!

I'm happy, happy, happiest

I'm happy, happy, happiest

I'm happy, happy, happiest

I'm happy, happy, happiest

I'll murder, murder, murder you

I'll murder, murder, murder you

I'll murder, murder, murder you

I'll murder, murder, murder you

I love you, so hand me your neck (come on)

Let me teach you about love and respect

Respect the fact that I love to kill

Wait a minute, y'all, I gotta take my pill

Zanoffs, it works, I'm down to only three people a day

My victims, I give 'em love and care

I don't wanna get blood everywhere (uh-uh)

I don't use a chainsaw, or a butcher knife

That's so '90s, get it right

I never mutilate or chop my loves (uh-uh)

All I really need is a pair of gloves

Or maybe a car, I'll run 'em down with it

I know that can be messy, but the birds'll get it (yeah)

Don't you see that I love you? Idiots

I'm Mr. Happy, I'm all about fun

Now get in the pit and try to kill someone!

Oh, it feels so good, every time I murder I get happy!

I'm happy, happy, happiest (love you)

I'm happy, happy, happiest (I love you)

I'm happy, happy, happiest (I love you)

I'm happy, happy, happiest (I love you) (come on!)

I'll murder, murder, murder you (I must kill you)

I'll murder, murder, murder you (I must kill you)

I'll murder, murder, murder you (I must kill you) (woo!)

I'll murder, murder, murder you (I must kill you)

My bike has a basket full of strawberries

I picked them myself, along with apples and cherries

And lemons and oranges and boogers and limes

Plus there's a Faygo in there, but that's mine

Red flowers, like after you're dead

I plant seeds and grow 'em out the side of your head, come here

I got flowers all over the backyard

In the form of a Joker's Card (uh-oh)

Feels good

I'm like the Choko of my neighborhood

I'm one of them midnight creeps at Denny's

Talking to myself and licking my pennies

I got a french-fry hanging out of my beard

Don't go near that guy, he's weird

You know I'm all good and everything's alright

When you hear this scream in the middle of the night, like this

Oh, it feels so good, every time I murder I get happy!

I'm happy, happy, happiest (love you)

I'm happy, happy, happiest (I love you) (hey!)

I'm happy, happy, happiest (I love you)

I'm happy, happy, happiest (come on) (I love you) (bitch, have some fun!)

I'll murder, murder, murder you (I must kill you) (woo!)

I'll murder, murder, murder you (I must kill you)

I'll murder, murder, murder you (I must kill you) (alright!)

I'll murder, murder, murder you (I must kill you)

I'll fucking kill you, woo!

Come here, you little bitch!

Come on!

Everybody, let me cut your neck in half!

I'm happy, happy, happiest (love you)

I'm happy, happy, happiest (I love you)

I'm happy, happy, happiest (I love you)

I'm happy, happy, happiest (I love you) (come on!)

I'll murder, murder, murder you (I must kill you)

I'll murder, murder, murder you (I must kill you) (I see you)

I'll murder, murder, murder you (I must kill you) (I see you)

I'll murder, murder, murder you (I must kill you) (you little bitch!)