Fresh N Clean (Silence the Critics)

Ooh, ooh Dirty-ty Buh, duh, bup, bup I must confess This place ain't bless This place is a mess (disgusting) Buh, duh, bup, bup No, you don't deserve no guests (no) In here, in here I don't wanna lay down or rest (are you crazy?) That crack in the wall needs addressing The state of the floor It's just depressing (mad) This table's older than the pyramids (it's older?) At least it's younger than the mirror is This place is small, and it's barely a house Never mind a cat, you couldn't even swing a mouse (It's so small) Hmm Those curtains are looking tired (tired) Decorations are tired (tired) Look, your stylist's fired (fired) It's like somebody hit it with a bulldozer (bang) If your house was a car It would get pulled over (excuse me, please) This is very, very (very) Very, very Very, very Very unacceptable Ok, let's walk around I'll give the house a scan Oops Doorknob broke off into my hand (oh my gosh) Every time I touch something I wanna wash my hands (sanitise) I don't wanna sit in here I'd rather stand (I'm cool, I'm alright) You've got wobbly seats At your dining table (wobbly) Everywhere I look It's wires and cables (which one's this for?) This is the messiest house that I've ever been in Look at the stains on the rug That's gonna need more than cleaning What, the sofa bed's not working? It's not flicking out? (nah, mate) Hmm Think it's time to sort it out (come on) Walls are meant to be white But they're looking beige (tell me) What, did you have a house party? What, did you have a rave? It's like somebody hit it with a bulldozer (bang) If your house was a car It would get pulled over (excuse me, please) This is very, very Very, very Very, very Very unacceptable Super dupe ooh, ooh Dirty-ty (ty) That's you-you (you, you) Oh my word Fresh and clean Buh, duh, bup, bup