Rock$tar

I'm working nine to five

It's like I'm buried alive

My boss is always on my case

And I hate him

He's got a Mercedes Benz

With really lame ass rims

And I'm stuck

At a bus stop waiting

His girlfriend is eighteen

And my girl just dumped me

She said, you can't afford me

I'm in for the money

The money, money, money

I wish I was a rockstar (Oh, oh)

Breaking all the girls hearts (Oh, oh)

If I was Eddie Vedder (Oh, oh)

I bet you'd like me better (Oh, oh)

Doing shots of Patron

With Pink and Emma Stone

And the paparazzi stalk us

When they carry me home

I wish I'd learned to play

The damn guitar

I wish I was a rockstar

I wish I was a rockstar

When I got home from work

It went from bad to worse

My roomie sold my Xbox

For a six-pack

I wanna kick his ass

And get all my cash back

But he's six foot four and a douchebag

So I'm heading to LA

With a guitar I can't play

Hoping to someday

Make a lot of money

Money, money, money

I wish I was a rockstar (Oh, oh)

Breaking all the girls hearts (Oh, oh)

If I was Eddie Vedder (Oh, oh)

I bet you'd like me better (Oh, oh)

Doing shots of Patron

With Pink and Emma Stone

And the paparazzi stalk us

When they carry me home

I wish I learned to play

The damn guitar

I wish I was a rockstar

I wish I was a rockstar

I learned a couple of chords

And kept the verses short

It was sad but now it's kinda funny

I wrote a catchy song

That went to number one

About a girl that left me for the money

Now I am a rockstar (Oh, oh)

Breaking all the girls hearts (Oh, oh)

Hanging out with Vedder (Oh, oh)

I bet you like me better (Oh, oh)

Doing shots of Patron

With Pink and Emma Stone

I bet you wish you were the one

That got to carry me home

Thank God I learned to play

The damn guitar

And I thank you for the way

You broke my heart

'Cause now I am a rockstar

I am a rockstar

I'm a rockstar