Go Doctor

Beasts and Vermin wait at my window I'm gulping from this jug of despair Doctor, doctor, they're coming to get me Don't be an asshole, can't you act like you care Quoting words he read on a nickel Laughing at the jokes in the stall Heaven help if the doctor won't help me Poking pins in an inflatable doll Little Tim has fallen down the well Has someone got some rope that they could sell You don't have to help, but you're the only one who can Go doctor Pop, flop, crop top, angry and simple Asks the doctor, "what happened to me" Hot shot gave her a double placebo Two for nothing, nothing for free Help! I'm sinking, throw me an anchor Ain't seen Monday, Pluto or France Take more Midol, break all your windows Feed the dog and put out the plants Little Tim has fallen down the well Has someone got some rope that they could sell You don't have to help, but you're the only one who can Go doctor Humpty Dumpty had a great fall But that ain't all Slink and lie like a drunk country croaker Soul of a street-worn Hollywood whore Sweeps dead rabbits under the carpet The baby died, Hippocrates swore No diploma, presence or virtue Enlightened son or brother of man Slices up a gizzard and giggles Works out of the back of his van Little Tim has fallen down the well Has someone got some rope that they could sell You don't have to help, but you're the only one who can Go doctor