Well who put this dent in my fender
Makes me mad as I can be
Believe me when I say
Somebody's gonna pay
Oh, wait
Never mind, it was me
Which one of you broke my window
Playin' baseball so carelessly
That ball on the ground
Who was throwin' it around
Oh yeah
Never mind, it was me
When somethin' goes wrong it's a shame
And I'm usually to blame
Somebody pooped on my windshield
When I drive I can hardly see
Well don't be absurd
It was obviously a bird
Wait
Did you think it was me
Did you think it was me
WHY WOULD YOU THINK IT WAS ME
That's gross
You're weird
