Deal Maker

Listen dear, and listen close If you want a show, I'll be your host Hear me fella, you up for a jolly? For I need some zing, and you're on the trolley The longest while, I've held my breath This hellish bushwa's got me bored to death Tired of the scent of burning flesh I crave inspiration of something fresh Now form a line, and I'll assign A place and time for us to sign It's dandy and fine, so don't ya whine It was your choice, and now you're mine Let's seal our deal 'tis such a steal Let's cut the spiel, and grab the kill Please take this quill, and feel the thrill Per this agreement, you'll do my will Now you may ask why I showed up And I'd just say that you're in luck I'll make this place a tempting sight For all the scum to spend the night So place a bet to this Smokey Mayor But raise a prayer if you ain't a fair player I'm he who lies amongst red skies A king of flies in kind disguise Now form a line, and I'll assign A place and time for us to sign It's dandy and fine, so don't ya whine It was your choice, and now you're mine Let's seal our deal 'tis such a steal Let's cut the spiel, and grab the kill Please take this quill, and feel the thrill Per this agreement, you'll do my will The crimson shadow coats this town All tormented by a buzzing sound Eldritch powers long bygone From my sleeves will all be drawn Weak, old souls all shine so dim As the show I staged turns to a "Hazbin" Serene mortals walk the earth Oblivious to their dire rebirth A brand new start, a newborn heart To take, to twist, to rip apart Search for my voice, follow my beacon And soon you'll run into the Radio Demon (Ha! He looks like a strawberry pimp!) Now form a line (and he'll assign) A place and time (for ya'll to sign) It's dandy and fine (so don't you whine) It was your choice (it was your crime) Let's seal our deal ('tis such a steal) Let's cut the spiel (and grab the kill) Please take this quill (and feel the thrill) Per this agreement (you'll do his will) You're done? (Oh yeah)