I'm Mad

Wake up, it's late! It's twenty minutes after eight Everyone get up, it's time to go Up and at 'em now! Come on, shake a leg Have some juice and scrambled egg On the floor and out the door Let's get on our way! Hey, watch out! What's the matter? You almost knocked me off the ladder No I didn't Yes you did, I almost fell Aw, don't exaggerate I'm not! Yeah right Are you trying to pick a fight? Will you get out of my face? Well you're always in my space! Hey, get off each other's case because we're trying to get along I want pancakes, or a waffle This tastes awful, is that all we've got? Can't find my clothes and I need to blow my nose And my socks are full of holes And my shoelace has a knot That's my toothbrush! No it's not! Well it's sitting in my slot! No it isn't, this is mine and that one's yours! Well you're standing in my way! Yeah, that's tough! Alright now, that's enough! Everybody get your stuff because we're going out the door Every time we get into the car, it's so much work It takes us twenty minutes while you're driving me berserk With your playing and your jumping and your running all about When I finally get you inside, you always lock me out! I'm mad, I'm mad I'm really really really mad You poked me with your elbow in my side No I didn't! Yes you did! (Nuh-uh!) You did! And I'm just a little kid! You're lying, don't deny it! Well, I'm gonna hit you! Yeah, just try it! Will both of you be quiet 'cause we're driving in a car Ow! He hit me! Ow! She bit me! He said he's gonna get me No I didn't! Yes you did! Alright, that's it now I forbid Either one of you to say another word! Are we there yet? I'm tired I'm hungry How far? My nose is snotty Need to move my body Gotta use the potty Better stop the car Stop it No you stop it Why can't you both just drop it? Well he started it! Oh yeah, I'm really sure, uh-huh Nuh-uh! Uh-uh! It's your fault No it's not, your leg is in my spot Yakko you be quiet And that goes for you too Dot! Every time we take a trip it's always just the same With the fighting and the biting and the calling all those names Then the pushing and the shoving and the scratching on the neck When we finally get to where we're going everyone's a wreck! Yak yak yak yak Yak yak yak yak Yak yak yak yak yak! I'm mad, I'm mad (Are we there yet?) I'm really really really mad (I'm tired) You poked me with your elbow in my side (I'm hungry) No I didn't! (How far?) Yes you did! You did! (My nose is snotty) And I'm just a little kid! (Need to move my body) Will both of you be quiet (Gotta use the potty) 'cause we're driving in a car (Better stop the car) We're here, we're here! Doesn't anybody wanna make a cheer? You mean this is where we're all gonna spend the day? At the circus? Hey guys look, they've got rides! Now you're satisfied? Alright, everyone inside And let's have some fun, okay? Yay! I'm glad, I'm glad! What a really great time we had You see those lions and those tigers Weren't they neat? Are you happy now? We are, thanks a lot I'm sorry that we fought From now on I'll get along That's alright Dot, I was wrong Ah, that's nice, now come along Let's all get in the car You can take the seat you want You're always so gallant Ah, thank you Dot But ladies first You take the seat you want Everybody's happy now We've had a real good day And now it's time to go back home So let's be on our way! You hit me No I didn't Yes you did, stop it No, you stop it Move your leg No, you move your leg! You started it! No I didn't, you did! No I didn't, you did! You always start it! (Started what?) Oh yeah? You're not the boss of me! (I didn't, you come off it!) (Don't you cross that line!) (This is where the line ends, right here!) Oh yeah since when? (Don't you get your leg on me!) Get out of my face! (Dr. Scratchansniff, she started it!) I'm the boss here!