One's On The Way (feat. Margo Price)

They say to have her hair done, Liz flies all the way to France Jackie's seen in a discotheque doin' a brand new dance And the White House social season should be glitterin' and gay But here in Topeka, the rain is a-fallin' The faucet is a-drippin' and the kids are a-bawlin' One of them is toddlin' and one is a-crawlin' and one's on the way I'm glad that Raquel Welch just signed a million dollar pact Debbie's out in Vegas workin' up a brand new act While the TV's showin' Newlyweds, a real fun game to play But here in Topeka, the screen door's a-bangin' The coffee's boilin' over and the wash needs a-hangin' One wants a cookie and one wants a changin' and one's on the way What was I doin'? Judy, get away from there Darn, there goes the phone Hello, honey, what's that you say? You're bringin' a few Army buddies home? You're callin' from a bar? Get away from there! No, not you, honey, I was talkin' to the baby Honey, could you stop at the store on your way home and Hello? (Hello?) Hello? (Hello?) Well, I'll be- The girls in New York City, they all march for women's lib Better Homes and Gardens shows, a modern way to live And the pill may change the world tomorrow but meanwhile, today Here in Topeka, the rain is a-fallin' Dog is a-barkin' and the floor needs a-scrubbin' One of them is toddlin' and one is a-crawlin' and one's on the way Oh gee, I hope it ain't twins again