Take A Load Off Your Feet (Live/1993)

I do them when I'm down in the tub

With avocado cream they'll take a rub

They wrinkle like a-raisins if I stay too long

I wouldn't want to do it wrong

They'll put you in the driver's seat

And to the table when you want to eat

But when you go to sit down in your chair

Something else has got to put you there

Take good care of your feet, Pete

You better watch out what you eat, Pete

Better take care of your life

Because nobody else will

They'll twinkle when you fall in love

And put you there when you jump up above

When you're on the spot, get them right under you

One, then the other too

If you want to do the right thing for them

Just take a walk in the grass

But don't you catch yourself falling

Or stepping on a piece of glass

(Ouch glass)

Pete knows all the treacherous blows

The fallen arches and the cramp in the toes

He went to help and got some sandals new

And dusty old saunas too

Take a load off your feet, Pete

You better watch out what you eat

Better take care of your life

Because nobody else will

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