Like A Fish

You said you use chocolate When you and him take off all your clothes Why the fuck you tell me that? Can't drink that image out of my head Like a fish That's how I drink these days It numbs the envy I have Against your tall, kind man He's so much taller than I ever will be You write me in a stranger's tone And bring him along to my shows Well, you need etiquette lessons And I need something in my drink Like a fish That's how I drink these days It numbs the envy I have Against your tall, kind man He's so much taller than I ever will be I dream about you four nights a week Call me romantic I wish that I could fill his shoes But I'm only a seven Like a fish Pour me a Guinness, man She's probably screwing him now Can make all the wisecracks in the world But I will never be what she wants