If That Ain't Country

Where she grew up there ain't no roads

Out in the sticks where the ginseng grows

She'd float down the river to get to school

Then her daddy'd come get her on an old pack mule

She'd run back and forth from shed to shack

Checkin' on the moonshine brewin' out back

If you don't get the picture by now

Wait a minute

She's got a Bible, she's born again

She's got a shotgun, she ain't afraid of sin

She's got rebel-rousing rowdy friends

Singing, "Whoa, ho, ho"

She's got a Trans-Am with a trailer hitch

She's got horses, cows, and Dixie chicks

Goes honky-tonking just for kicks

If that ain't country

I don't know what is

She plants fifty acres with seed and a whole corn farm

You get lost in the tall corn rows

Don't need no phone where she come from

She just holler down the mountain and the boys all run

Fast

You might see a truck rollin' out of the woods

With a twelve-point buck laid across the hood

If you don't get the picture by now

Wait a minute

She's got a Bible, she's born again

She's got a shotgun, she ain't afraid of sin

She's got rebel-rousing rowdy friends

Singing, "Whoa, ho, ho"

She's got a Trans-Am with a trailer hitch

She's got horses, cows, and Dixie chicks

Goes honky-tonking just for kicks

If that ain't country

I don't know what is

If you don't get the picture right now

She's got a Bible, she's born again

She's got a shotgun, she ain't afraid of sin

She's got rebel-rousing rowdy friends

Singing, "Whoa, ho, ho"

She's got a Trans-Am with a trailer hitch

She's got horses, cows, and Dixie chicks

Goes honky-tonking just for kicks

If that ain't country

I don't know what is

I don't know what is

I don't know what is

I don't know what is

I don't know what is