Moonshine & Mistletoe

Copy that, I'm gonna go check out that complaint over at Santa's pub Requesting backup I saw a red sleigh parked by a neon sign With some reindeer that looked like they knew how to fly When I walked in, I saw 'em sitting there at the bar He was hitting on the waitress but wasn't getting far Was December 24th, Christmas Eve And he was half gone getting three sheets Heard him talking 'bout heading to the Waffle House I was like a little kid that just figured it out Maybe that's why Santa Claus is coming to town Maybe that's why he's at the bar throwing 'em down Could have picked any spot anywhere in the world But he's down here hitting on the country girls Maybe that's how Rudolph got a red nose Maybe that's why your stocking's all stuffed with coal 'Cause he spent his last dime at the bar and he's broke Maybe Santa Claus is coming to town, for moonshine and mistletoe So, I followed the sound of those jingle bells As he lit up the sky like a bat out of hell It was Dasher and Dancer the whole crew was drinking Comet and Cupid fighting over Vixen Maybe that's why Santa Claus is coming to town Maybe that's why he's at the bar throwing 'em down Could have picked any spot anywhere in the world But he's down here hitting on the country girls Maybe that's how Rudolph got a red nose Maybe that's why your stocking's all stuffed with coal 'Cause he spent his last dime at the bar and he's broke Maybe Santa Claus is coming to town, for moonshine and mistletoe Moonshine, moonshine and mistletoe So, what's with all that naughty or nice stuff Moonshine, moonshine and mistletoe Maybe that's why Santa Claus is coming to town Maybe that's why he's at the bar throwing 'em down Could have picked any spot anywhere in the world But he's down here, hitting on the country girls Maybe that's how Rudolph got a red nose Maybe that's why your stocking's all stuffed with coal 'Cause he spent his last dime at the bar and he's broke Maybe Santa Claus is coming to town, for moonshine and mistletoe Moonshine and mistletoe This ain't no silent night No, it ain't C'mon y'all Moonshine and mistletoe Raise 'em up