Velociraptor

It's hard to be a velociraptor, cruising at the single's bar

With a monstrous jaw, and a frightening claw

You don't get too far

I see a fella making eyes and making moves to snuggle up to me

I go to kiss but instead, I miss and bite off his head

Accidentally

And it always seems like I'm out of place

Like everybody screams when they see my face

Is there somewhere I could go

Where I would feel more apropos?

Is this how the real girls feel?

Is this how the real girls feel?

Is this how the real girls feel?

Is this how it's supposed to be?

Oh, where is the somewhere for me?

It's hard to be a velociraptor walking through Midtown West

All the washboard abs and the crowded cabs

Leave me equally stressed

I try my best at the latest fashion but my issues still feel unresolved

I guess a neon skirt can really disconcert

When there's a tail involved

And there's a tail involved

My awkwardness is so distinct

I feel so over and extinct

Is this how the real girls feel?

Is this how the real girls feel?

Is this how the real girls feel?

Is this how it's supposed to be?

Oh, where is the somewhere for me?

I wander uptown and head inside

The big Museum door

There's a squid and a whale, there's a Viking sail

There's a dinosaur

I stare at the skulls of my ancestors

And wonder why I'm still alive

Did I fall through the crack, or was I placed on this track

'Cause I know how to survive?

Cemeteries never do provide

The answers to the questions of inside

I motivate my ghastly feet

Till it's back out on the street

Where the species intertwine

I keep on looking out for mine

Is this how the real girls feel?

Is this how the real girls feel?

Is this how the real girls feel?

I cry

Velociraptor, am I

Velociraptor, am I

Velociraptor, I try

To fulfill my destiny

Where is the somewhere for me?

For me

Oh, where is the somewhere?

There's got to be somewhere

Please say that there's somewhere

Where is the somewhere

For me?

Velociraptor, am I