Eye Scratcher

Hanging over, ponging out the Northern Line Last night was a kind of big one up town Fella asked me "Brother do you know the time?" Sorry brother, that is something I can't say All I know is if I speak I might chund' Maybe better ask me on another day Scratch your eyes then you will see The lovely sights that light up this city Think I know the one's that really interest me But never let me be Eye Scratchers making me feel so fine I scratch yours maybe then, You can have a scratch on mine Piccadillies, Northern Liners, Jubilees Underground is overrun I can't breathe Think I need a 'bickie' and a cup of tea Bloody Nora, distancing and PPE Isolation take me out of this cage Take a shot of honey bee immunity Scratch your eyes then you will see The lovely sights that light up this city Think I know the one's that really interest me But never let me be Eye Scratchers making me feel so fine I scratch yours maybe then, You can have a scratch on mine Eye Scratchers making me feel so fine I scratch yours maybe then, You can have a scratch on You see Eye Scratchers on TV With real long legs tall big pretty With tanned brown skin and long dark hair You can start a conversation if you dare She's a real Eye Scratcher She's a real Eye Scratcher She's a real Eye Scratcher She's a real Eye Scratcher Eye Scratcher's back!