It started with a kit-kat and tic tacs from a shop below his flat
He's moving up the ranks, thinking banks now, can you believe that?
He got caught once nicking phones from a Curry's PC World
(And now he's banned) and now he's banned
He even stole a fridge and a kettle from the Lidl down the road
Because he can
Kleptomaniac
I love him like a brother, man
Kleptomaniac
Can I have my lighter back?
It's a thrill I know he'd pay for it just to have a good time
Cheap pints
There's a hole to fill for lack of attention
There's no bad intentions
He's sick of drugs, so he moved out to Vietnam
He rides a bike with his dog called Bomb
Kleptomaniac
I love him like a brother, man
Kleptomaniac
Can I have my lighter back?
Kleptomaniac
Kleptomaniac
Kleptomaniac
Kleptomaniac...
